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New VPOTUS and other Cabinet members approved by Senate


WASHINGTON DC, USA - With next to no remorse for how she became President through bloodshed, corruption, and violence, Elizabeth Dalton has jumped headfirst into her position, starting with sending four nominees to the Senate on February 17th, asking them to please vote on nominations "from the myself."

Dalton has already selected Raskolnikov716 for Vice President. Raskolnikov was previously the Under Secretary of the Office of Intelligence and Analysis for the Department of Homeland Security, and was subsequently greatly involved in Secretary Romano's takeover of Washington, DC. Despite his troubling history as a revolutionist, Raskolnikov is also presently the Minister of Foreign Affairs for Scotland, and held many positions in his past in the United Kingdom. Furthermore, he was a chief advisor to the JP Morgan & Chase financial institute, which was exposed for its unreliable accounting and money laundering. He is the first Vice President of the United States to consider his position unworthy enough of being his sole focus in the Ro-Nation world, and has not left his government offices in any other country. He has never held a position in Congress, which is what his job requires him to lead.

UPDATE: Unsurprisingly, he did not pass the Senate. (updated 4:55 PM EDT, 2015/2/19)

Dalton's new Secretary of Defense will be Kenneth McGowan, who was known for being a radical public activist in strong support of former President James Clements during his impeachment ordeal on accounts of coercion and corruption. McGowan has never held a position in the military, or been so much as an intern for the United States Department of Defense. He is also the Chief Executive Officer of Nordstrom, a luxury clothing corporation which almost every politician in the United States shops from. McGowan has already launched a few signature plans alongside newly reinstated (and controller of AmericanPatron) Secretary of Homeland Security Spietato Romano, in having the Italian Armed Forces defend American shores. This is a feat worthy of replacing the senior American invasion force with private military corporation contractors, that former Commandant of the Marine Corps (and well-spoken supporter of the Dalton administration) Zach0976 accomplished in his time.

Dalton's Attorney General is King Rojas, who has a somewhat interesting name for the upholder of law and order in a "democracy". He has not made any large steps in his agenda for the Metropolitan Police Department as of yet.

James Clements is now the new Chief Justice of the United States. In his history as President of the United States, he was impeached for coercion and corruption, and removed from his impeachment trial for disorderly conduct. However, he was not impeached by the United States Senate, and went on to decrease armed forces personnel under his administration, from twenty to zero. He used his powers in shouting on the group status during the revolution to attempt to overrule an executive order which placed the White House under martial law, and has made no attempt at investigating the viably unconstitutional rise of power of the Dalton administration. Yet during the Russo administration (when he was merely an associate justice of the Supreme Court), he repeatedly petitioned Chief Justice Vincent Miele (with whom he had an ongoing animosity towards) to investigate unfounded allegations that the Russo administration was not upholding the Fifth Amendment. Unsurprisingly, Miele is now a political prisoner, and Clements has taken his position. Clements also attempted to illegally spy on Russo cabinet meetings as an associate justice, without a warrant or regard for executive privilege, starting a national argument in Washington with the President using administrative commands. Clements also used admin to nuke Washington in the dawn of the revolution.

Elizabeth Dalton has made no comment on the massive power laundering which was evident in viral videos streaming her private meeting with all of her present Cabinet nominees, including James Clements, where she schemed how she would take over Washington and the White House. Nor has she made any comment on how most of her new nominees are strongly tied to large business corporations.

POLITICO White House, Capitol Hill, National Courts (updated 11:25 AM, 2015/2/19)

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