DNC exactly 200% the size of GOP
WASHINGTON DC, USA - On February 7th, the DNC stood at roughly 90 members, while the GOP had approximately 60 members. The Republican Party was 66% the size of the Democratic Party, at the peak of former GOP party chairman Calvin Wilson's recruitment effort, while the Democratic Party had just lost its chairman (Luke Solace) after he was exposed as part of the Pierce Family coup.
Despite this disturbing connection, the Democrats have taken it in stride - in distancing themselves from the mistakes and woes of their former leader, and uniting under the fresh leadership of White House Chief of Staff ShadowRaven99, the party now has exactly one hundred members.
In the meantime, the Republican Party has exactly fifty members.
Statistically speaking, this is a valid proof that Republican support is dissipating, while Democratic allegiance is growing.
A quick glance at morale from the conservative side can easily explain this gradual decline - the Republicans have no chairman, no members in the national committee, and only two congressmen holding an office in the House of Representatives.
The Democratic Party has both a chairman, vice chairman (Attorney General Alexander Redington), and a full national committee consisting of well-recognized politicians holding prominent positions in the presidential cabinet and Congress - Stefan Kovac (Speaker of the House), Tormentium (US Attorney nominee), Jack Rockwell (Vice President), Elizabeth Dalton (President pro tempore of the Senate), and Jennifer Hartson (Secretary of Defense).
Unfortuantely, it does not look as if bipartisanship will be particularly necessary to American politics anymore, lest another politician grasp the torch of leadership and attempt to lead the Republicans to another "blaze of glory".
POLITICO White House, Capitol Hill (updated 8:21 PM EDT, 2015/2/12)