PoketSniperOps elected UN SECGEN, Fitzgerald Deputy
NEW YORK CITY, USA - On February 2nd, the United Nations, after being similarly re-founded, like NATO, held formal elections for its Secretary General position.
The two main contenders were former President of the United States Robert Fitzgerald, and Estonian Cabinet official PoketSniperOps. Numerous other candidates gave small, impromptu speeches before the assembly.
Countries in attendance remained confidential, but Fitzgerald lost by a slim difference to Ops. Fitzgerald welcomed UN representatives to add him on Skype in order to discuss further international relations.
In the meantime, Giuliano Emiliani, the Il Duce of Italy, created a United Ro-Nations, out of discontent with the present United Nations administration. The UR has ten member countries, ranging from Canada to North Korea.
POLITICO White House, International (updated 10:14 PM EDT, 2015/2/2)
