Emergency House of Reps meeting: war declared on Somalia, DoJ Reformation Act
WASHINGTON DC, USA - In an emergency session held by Speaker of the House Luke Solace, at 10:00 PM EDT on January 31st, the House of Representatives discussed legislation and motions - particularly, the declaration of war against Somalia, and a Department of Justice Reformation Act.
After brief and patriotic statements from representatives on the importance of upholding American values abroad, the chamber unanimously voted to declare war on the Federal Republic of Somalia.
The United States has been under DEFCON 3 for a few weeks now - this state of readiness will finally be used to decimate Somalia.
Briefly following that, Solace proposed a piece of legislation entitled the "Department of Justice Reformation Act of 2015", which both he and Rep. Tormentium wrote together. The legislation would provide for certain reforms to the Department of Justice in an effort to change the Supreme Court - an irrelevant endeavor as the Supreme Court is not under the Department of Justice (which is associated with the Attorney General).
Under the Constitution, the United States government is divided into three branches: the Judicial Branch, the Legislative Branch, and the Executive Branch. Following this division, the Department of Justice falls under the Executive Branch, and its leader (the Attorney General) has a rank in the presidential cabinet. The Supreme Court heads the Judicial Branch, which is not a subsidiary of the Executive Branch.
Furthermore, the bill provides that the President of the United States shall appoint an "administrator" to the United States Federal Courts - a subsidiary of the Judicial Branch. Not only does this have lack of purpose, this would be a direct violation of the separation of powers, a fundamental principle of American government. The President of the United States would choose the head of courts for primary federal criminal justice, which would entice corruption for generations to come.
According to experts on the Supreme Court, if either of these reformations were to be passed, they must be in the form of a constitutional amendment - and even so, it would be an extensively lengthy one which must obliterate existing parts of the Constitution and weed its way through numerous other technicalities.
According to the United States Chief Justice, "The Department of Justice Reformation Act of 2015 is an unconstitutional mess and violates the most fundamental principles of United States government. The authors of this legislation are uneducated, and obviously did not pass fourth grade social studies . . . If the President does not veto it, the Supreme Court is unafraid to launch a full investigation into the illegalities of this bill."
Despite these concerns, the House of Representatives passed the legislation 4-1. This raises serious question and debate about the political education of the United States Congress, and of course, pits the Chief Justice against the alleged intelligence of Speaker of the House Luke Solace - the third most powerful man in the country, who (according to the highest court in the country) does not appear to understand the Constitution.
POLITICO Capitol Hill, National Courts (updated 10:21 PM EDT, 2015/1/31)
