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iSchwenzer and Williamsworth campaign for President 3 months early

WASHINGTON DC, USA - President Patrick Russo formally took his oath of office as President of the United States on January 1st, 2015. Less than thirty days afterwards, multiple citizens have expressed interest in running for the Oval Office.

Two candidates have already set up campaign groups and are in the process of whipping support from the Democratic and Republican parties - iSchwenzer, with running mate Mark Anthony Wade, and Charles Williamsworth, with running mate Aaron Hamill. The Williamsworth campaign does not appear to have any Cabinet officials in consideration. The iSchwenzer campaign is arguably more well prepared, but also delusional - they have already released a public spreadsheet of potential Cabinet candidates, featuring political figures from Rep. Benjamin Michael Asher, to rejected Secretary of Transportation (under the Mackio/Russo campaign) Killerblackdeath098 - among others, who have been listed below:

(Empty positions were not included but are available in spreadsheet link)

A more controversial aspect of this campaign, is that in the public spreadsheet, iSchwenzer seems to expect to have all five branches of the United States Military in motion - from the Army to the Coast Guard - and expects the ability to appoint the CEO of C-SPAN, the signature news network of the entire United States: which leads to questioning about the legality of his intentions. He also appears to wish to start the Department of Education, Department of Veterans' Affairs, Department of Labor, and the FBI - all of which were eliminated in their own time by numerous presidents throughout the history of the United States for their sheer pointlessness.

Relevantly, for the first time in history, the Republican opposition will be releasing a statement in response to the State of the Union sometime this weekend. iSchwenzer has made no indication whether he will be releasing his own statement in support of the President (as his campaign is currently allied to the Democratic Party, a suspicious last move on the part of DNC Chairman Luke Solace, who is Secretary of State nominee for iSchwenzer) or against him, as he wishes to take his office. This also raises a question about the leadership of the House of Representatives and the chairmanship of Solace, who is presently launching a congressional investigation into Russo administration White House staffers.

AmericanPatron has mandated that there will be no campaigning from any candidates until further notice - this ban is likely to be lifted approximately one month before the end of Russo's term in office. In the meantime, the Russo administration has steadfastly focused itself on bringing reforms and general renewal to the country. According to multiple surveys conducted by the Pew Research Center throughout the month of January, approval ratings are at an all time high - particularly for President Russo, and for the United States Military.

President Russo has not been available for public commentary on whether he will be running for a second term in office, and the White House has not released any names for who will be running if Russo is not interested in keeping his position.

POLITICO White House (updated 2:56 PM EDT, 2015/1/31)

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