President Russo repeals assassination laws
WASHINGTON DC, USA - Less than 24 hours after the tragic assassination of Vice President Terence Walsh, the United States Congress - namely, Speaker of the
House Luke Solace - has proposed a bill that would repeal the Assassination Rules Act of 2014, legislation that had allowed for the death and removal from office of Walsh in the first place.
The United States Congress repealed the act 7-5, with one vote of abstention. President of the United States Patrick Russo has signed the repeal bill into law, which also brings in a loop from the assassination of Terence Walsh.
The Supreme Court ruled that according to the requirements set by the assassination legislation, Walsh would be banned from holding the office of Vice President "as long as the Assassination Rules still stand". This brings into question whether Vice President Terence Walsh will still be considered "dead", or if he could take his position as Vice President of the United States, yet again.
President Russo was also allegedly "killed" in an incident on one of the Washington freeways. A Secret Service agent had been driving the President to a meeting when they had crashed into a civilian vehicle. Rather than following Secret Service protocol and immediately evacuating the scene in the limo and rushing the President as far away as possible, the agent decided to leap out of the car and begin shooting the civilian vehicle. In that instant, the civilian had ran into the presidential limo and killed President Russo while he was cooking macaroni and cheese.
The Supreme Court is slated to deal with both quandraries. As of now, Patrick Russo remains President of the United States.
POLITICO White House, National Courts (updated 5:31 PM EDT, 2015/1/19)