United States Military jumpstarts recruitment
FT. JACKSON, COLUMBIA, USA - The United States Military was a greasy mess up until the Russo administration. Even for the first seventeen days that the administration has been in the White House, it left a highly unimpressive and doubtful impression due to the seeming lack of reform that President Russo had campaigned so intently upon.
The administration's Secretary of Defense, Jennifer Hartson, had spoken and pushed extensively for a new system described within the lengthy legislation
proposal, entitled PEMRAA (Preliminary Enrichment Military Reformation and Addition Act of 2015) which was intended to go up for voting before the United States Congress, but still has not. The White House has given no statement on the stall, but it appears as if the armed forces have already undergone the system's changes - could it have been implemented by the executive authority of President Russo as commander-in-chief, thereby bypassing Congress?
The newly reformed military has now hosted its first basic military training (boot camp session) for enlistees at Fort Jackson in South Carolina, an army recruitment depot. Chief of Staff of the Army and four-star general Howard Campbell (Zeikthemerc) was encharged with leading the training, with the assistance of Vice
Chief of Staff of the Army, General Ian Trafford, and CO of the III Armored Corps, John Kohler. Secretary Hartson, President Russo, Vice President Walsh, and Secretary Rockwell (Homeland Security) were all present, observing the training in admiring silence.
The turnout yielded a fluctuating ten to fifteen recruits, changing due to the comings and goings of the soldiers. At the conclusion of the training at 5:30 PM EDT, Secretary Hartson issued a certificate of enlistment to ten recruits, boosting Army membership by fifty percent.
Recruits completed obstacle courses such as sprinting through mud troughs, balancing on metal tightrope bridges, and climbing up rungless, platform ladders. The White House diclosed during the press conference today that the Army will be learning from their mistakes in this initial training, and will extrapolate into other areas of learning.
POLITICO White House (updated 8:36 PM EDT, 2015/01/17)