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President Clements hosts Christmas Eve Ball

WASHINGTON DC, USA - President of the United States James Clements, amid his political duties and the nearing conclusion of his presidency, found the time to host a public Christmas Eve Ball in the White House on December 24th.

Despite most Americans predicting an unimpressive turnout due to most citizens having other obligations on Christmas Eve, the event yielded over fifty attendees, along with more queueing for the server. The party featured music selections picked by President Clements, with a great amount of dancing and drinking from hot chocolate gears.

Unfortunately, however, the event was boring and chaotic. The only resolution to keep guests in the East Hall and East Hall balcony were to have Secret Service agents gun down anyone who left or so much as opened a door outside of those rooms. Many mishaps led to the arrest and pepper spraying of attending guests who were already entitled to walking around the entire property due to their White House access.

Multiple guests also reported that the constant freezing of their character, for the purpose of taking a picture, was a great nuisance and caused them to dislike the event. Others complained of the lack of working chairs, glitched tables, and disfunctional technology. Many were appalled at the informality of a ball which was intended to be of the highest formality in the nation, and left the event halfway through.

For what was supposed to be a grand and dazzling finish to the presidency, the event was subpar and pleads for humility.

POLITICO White House (updated 2:42 PM EDT, 2014/12/26)

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